DISPATCH One

dispatch one, "Ball of Dooshie Levitation" by Mike Young, is one of the funniest stories you will read this week. Here is the first paragraph:

I trip when my little sister shows me how to levitate. Like hello pavement. Chew on this: by the time he was nineteen, John Smith had sailed the known world twice. I can't even get my shoes steady. Not that I'm lacking in desire. But a sunburn is munching the skin off my neck, and I am happy to report that the sidewalk smells a little like fried sand.

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